|
Post by dylan kennedy anderson on Dec 17, 2009 18:18:56 GMT -5
I N T R O D U C T I O N , _____________________________________________ Alright, let's keep this simple shall we? My name is Dylan Kennedy Anderson. I go by Dylan, Mister Anderson ( yes, like the Matrix, fuck yeah ), Dill or Dy. That's it, don't you dare call me anything else or I'll fuck you up. I don't like being called nicknames I don't like but if your name is Charlene then maybe I'll let you pass, maybe. Just kidding, she knows she can call me anything she wants but anyone else does and you better have your will written up. I'm twenty-six years old, born on October thirty-first, so yes, I'm a fucking Halloween baby. Goes with my personality I suppose but eh, whatever, we'll get into that later, okay? Good, moving on. I'm a Faculty member at Yale, I teach Film Studies and in my spare time I make pornos with a select group of students that I have hand chosen myself. I live in Wooster Square, I'm a Trust Fund boy and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I was born and raised in Beverly Hills, California and only moved to attend college. I attended NYU to get my degree, started going there when I was seventeen and I hold a PhD in Film Studies. I'm one hundred percent straight and I'm actually quite disguested by the whole gay men thing, lesbians or bicurious women though, eh, they don't bother me that much, in fact I find them rather intriguing. That's besides the point though so let's move on.
P E R S O N A L I T Y, _____________________________________________ Arrogant is one word that I've often heard people refer to me as and obviously I don't have an issue with it. I'm not arrogant to the point where I think I'm better than everyone else, just select groups of people. Eh, what am I saying, of course I think that I'm better than other guys, why else do you think the ladies practically flock to me, eh? I'm good at what I do, both in and out of bed and I have no problem telling you or anyone else that, okay? Blunt is another word that I know describes me perfectly. I tell people how it is whether it'd hurt them or not, I don't give a fuck. If I think you're a jackass I'll tell you, If I think you're an ugly wrench, I'll tell you. If I think that you're a worthless scum who's only as good as what you can offer in bed then I'll tell you. I think you get the picture. I don't see the point of witholding the truth from people. I know I don't like it when people do it to me so why should I do it to others? I suppose that you can say I'm brutally honest to the point where it can hurt others but that's not my problem. People need to harden the fuck up and deal with it, alright?
Going hand and hand with my bluntless is also my careless attitude toward people and their emotions. I don't care much for people who go around moping thinking that there's no way that they'll get out of whatever rut they got themselves into. I approach life with a 'something hurt you, forget about it' attitude I guess you can say. I hate it when people live in the past. Who gives a fuck if you were hurt back then? Learn from it and move on, don't stay focused in it and be scared to try again in the future. Not with the same person, mind you, someone else. I'm also a sarcastic jackass. I joke around like none other. I hate it when people are serious all the time and I'm the type of guy that was the class clown in school and well, that carried onto my adulthood. The jackass part kind of goes along with it and that all works out good I suppose. I'm the guy that'll crack jokes in the most serious of moments, I'm always laughing and I love living life in the moment, having a good time and just being myself. You have an issue with it? I don't give a fuck.
Now, let's see, I have a lot of likes, some of them are sex, partying, females, making movies; especially pornos and you know, other things of that nature. I'm a movie addict, a popcorn addict and I'm a rather avid video game and billiards addict. I've already spoken of most of my dislikes but other ones are pretty simple. I hate whiny little bitches, I hate being told what to do, I hate not knowing what's on people's minds and I hate the snow. Absolutely hate it. The cold is something else that ranks high up there and if I can do something to not deal with the cold you bet I will. Uh, a secret of mine is pretty simple but it's not something many people know about me. I honestly do want to find a girl to settle down with, someone to sweep off their feet and call my own but it's the issue of actually finding a girl who wants to commit because of assholes who hurt them in the past. If it comes down to dating I'm a guy who will stay faithful, I'm not into the whole cheating thing but if I find out that she was cheating on me you'd bet I'd get back at her, I don't give a fuck then.
H I S T O R Y , _____________________________________________ Like I said before I was born and raised in Beverly Hills, California. My father is Antonio Anderson, a famous director of Hollywood movies and my mother is LeAnne Anderson, an actress. They met on the set of a movie and fell in love or something like that. I don't know and I don't care, I never really paid attention to what they told me to begin with so it's whatever. I'm an only child, raised in private schools my entire life and I was always the kid in class making a lot of trouble. I get my personality from both parents and it's something they got used to so I never had much discipline growing up. The only thing they really instilled into me was how bad they'd beat me if I ever mistreated a woman in the form of abuse or cheating. I guess you can say I'm fairly close to my parents, more so my mother than my father. Even though it's sad to admit it but she was my best friend for years, the only one that I could really talk to about things and completely trust. After graduation I moved to New York City to attend NYU and I made it through the programs quite easily. Just because I'm a partier, a jackass and a clown doesn't mean I'm not intelligent. Plus, I'm pretty persistent so when I want something I'd go after it. Upon graduation I was offered an internship at Yale University under the Film Studies Professor and when he retired two years ago I took up the position. It wasn't until last year that I started this whole underground porn business and I use some of the Yale's finer students. It's their way of getting extra credit and surprisingly the girls don't seem to care. Plus, from what I've been told they like the fact that an older guy is into them. I have no problem sleeping with my students but I'm not going to force them into it. They're women, they can decide for themselves, right?
P U P P E T E E R , _____________________________________________ So my name is Kelley, I'm nineteen years old and you can contact me via PM or MSN. If you want my MSN then PM me and I'll give it to you if I feel like it, okay? I've been roleplaying for nine years and I also play Carter Hoffman, Brody O'Connor and Aiden Everest. Uh, I'm in the Navy Inactive Reserves but will be going Active Duty come June. Yep, that's me, alright, I'm done now. -poofs-
R P S A M P L E , _____________________________________________
[/blockquote]
|
|
-- NIE
ADMIN,
NIE SAYS RAWR ?!
GIF TO CAUTION!
Posts: 127
|
Post by -- NIE on Dec 17, 2009 18:35:51 GMT -5
|
|